Uh, what?

I was sitting on the floor fixing the blinds on our French doors. Madison runs right up to me. So, I'm thinking, "Awe! She loves her Mommy!" Yeah, a little too much. Madison started humping my leg. I think the last time I had a dog hump my leg was when I had my black German Shepard. Mind you, he passed when I was 18, I'm 24 now. I feel..so...violated.